Happy Friday!
Our Valley Events is excited to make a big announcement! We think we are pretty awesome, but now we can say definitively that we are!
According to a recent study, if you read Our Valley Events website every day, you are the smartest person in the world!
Congratulations! That means you!!
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Reading Our Valley Events Makes You the Smartest Person in the World
The study was conducted by the Huntsville Company of Surveys and everyone who’s ever lived in Huntsville, AL throughout all of time was included in the survey.
The final results were 42% of all those surveyed said they read Our Valley Events and became the smartest person in the world.
Squeee! We can’t make this up!
We were sent a copy of the survey, in which 42 individual quotes were shared with us. We pulled out a few of our favs to share with you.
Lily Flagg (the cow) –
Reading Our Valley Events moooo-ved me into a place of high stature. First some prize money, then a street named after me, a festival and now….a stout. That mooooo-kes me the smartest person in the world. I mean cow. But really….it’s person.
Tallulah Bankhead –
I read Our Valley Events every day, dahling. I can’t do a thing in the morning without it.
This Woman –
A local woman, 42 year old Yma Senoj, was shown in the study as the current smartest person in the world. She spends so much time on Our Valley Events, that it was indisputable.
We actually were able to interview Mrs. Senoj.
Our Valley Events is Huntsville’s best kept secret. You think you’re a rocket scientist now….wait til you read Our Valley Events every day. You’ll see what it’s like to be the smartest person in the world. Whoa!
So smart!
Thank You
Thank you for being a loyal reader of Our Valley Events over the years. We do it all for you and are proud to help you to become the smartest person in the world.
Have a great April Fool’s Day and weekend. It’s what all the smartest people do.
Our Valley Events had fun with this Onion-inspired story. Happy April Fool’s Day.
If you are reading this – this is an older article published by Our Valley Events. The information may be out of date – be sure to check for new info!
